It seems I need to clear some things up

Well min-ho talked about me taking one too many sleeping pills and yeah she's right. Here's the story and how it all went down: I get off of the plane after it lands in Salt Lake City and I'm walking towards my next terminal to come home to New Jersey. I stop in the bathroom and use it and I'll be honest the reason I used it was to empty my bladder. I knew I was going to be taking a sleeping pill and I heard stories about people who would take one and wake up all wet because they peed themselves. I dealt with that for 12 years I'm not dealing with it again! Anyway after that I took the two sleeping pills Carlo gave me out of my pocket and they were both in one hand. I took a sip of water to swallow one and then I heard someone announcing something over the loud speaker things and I thought it involved my flight so I paused and listened and it wasn't my flight so I popped my hand towards my mouth and realized 5 seconds later that I took two instead of just one! Here's a little timeline I gathered from my cell phone:

4:08 PM - I call Kati to tell her that I took one extra sleeping pill and I wasn't quite sure what would happen so I wanted to find out. She didn't pick up but I texted her like twice explaining what happened. I took the pills like 2 minutes before if that.
4:37 PM - I'm boarded on the plane and by then everything is floating around a bit, not a lot, but just a bit. I sway around a bit too. So I call Mindy seeing if she could help me and she tells me to tell a stewardess to get my caffeine. The stewardess just gives me water. What a ho who has AIDS!

I don't remember anything after this except for bits and pieces

4:40 PM - I call Mindy again
4:42 PM - I call Kati
4:44 PM - I call Carlo
4:48 PM - I call Carlo again
4:54 PM - I call Mindy once more
4:56 PM - I call Mindy one last time

This is the funny part

5:01 PM - I call my Dad! I don't know what I said to him I'll have to ask him tomorrow. I think he told me what I said but I forgot it so I'll update this tomorrow. Here's the thing, I could have said BigBootyHo humpwitit for all I know.

I do remember my cellphone going all polygonal on me. I tried to press buttons but they would form little 3D triangles and all that stuff so I had troubles. And I remember thinking I was talking to Carlo so for like 5 minutes I was like Carlo! Hello? Hello?! Carlo! Hello? Hello?! Carlo! I thought he was talking to me but I couldn't hear him because my cellphone said something like sound disabled and I couldn't figure out how to change it. Apparently Mindy talked to the people next to me too. Oh man I wish I had a recording I could listen to! And as I was leaving a stewardess said to me "Oh it looks like you made it! We didn't have to perform CPR on you after all" or something like that. In retrospect she just wanted to make out with me. What a ho...

Oh and moral of this story: drugs sound fun but don't do them!

Love you all!