babysitting

hey fools! i have a funny story for ya. i was babysitting these kids and i went to wash my hands, and one of the little boys comes up to me and was like.....hey your really pretty. well...i mean....its better then nothing. lol. i laughed a little =)

and heres another one! okay so that same little boy was like....can i sing you a song? i was like sure. so he goes..."i just wanna love you! i just wanna do you!" then he finished it off with some other things. then he goes....did you like it? i said....mason...heres the thing....it was beautiful...you are going to do so well with the ladies =)
~hanna bassett~

oh wait....

I think that he would actually like that... he is into that kind of thing hahaha! Alright i love ya!
Kate

I effing hate this!

okay so here is the thing..... this needs to end! I want to go back to 313. that is the HAPPIEST time of my life and therefor, we need to return there. okay ho's! And how come Carlo never gets on this thing? we need to spank him and take away his birthday!

So basically...

You all know what's going down with me right now. I'm struggling with same sex attraction. I've delt with this for roughly 5 years. 8th grade was when it really hit me what was happening and when I understood what I was feeling. That's when it started going down hill. I started getting into bad things and I did some pretty bad things too. I can go into a little more detail if you guys want but just understand that I'm seeing my Bishop and Stake President right now because of it. I want to get it cleared up so I can get the Melchizidek Priesthood and go on my mission. It's been really tough but slowly getting easier and you guys have definitely played a big part in it. I was not expecting such a supportive response from you guys. I guess I expected the worst but got the best. I love you all so much because of it. I couldn't have any better friends in the entire world!

I feel stupid and ashamed of what I did and I know I shouldn't feel that way because it's in the past but I can't help it. I think I've been depressed these past few years to the point that I need medication but I was never quite sure. Either way it hasn't been helping the whole situation. I do know though that when I was out in rexburg, hanging out with you guys, I was happy and I wasn't hating myself. I could be myself without being afraid of being judged. So I really appreciate that. I wouldn't have been able to take this step forward without your help! It especially doesn't help that I'm far away in New Jersey with nothing to do though. I really don't think I'll fall back into my old ways. The major stuff that happened was like 2-3 years ago. But still I'm not very busy until I go to China.

Life kinda sucks in general but I think that's to be expected because of what's going on. I know it'll get better. I have you amazing friends that love me (I hope ;)) and support me so I can get through this. I just have to keep telling myself this and make sure I have happy thoughts and don't dwell on any depressing thoughts because otherwise I'll start getting depressed again. My Bishop and Stake President will also be able to help with that. I have to remember that if I focus on Christ and ask for his help that I can do this. I know that he loves me and I think that's enough for now. I'm struggling to understand why this is happening to me and why I'm thinking and feeling the way I do but that'll come later. Right now I think I just need to be happy and focus and making myself worthy again. You guys are such an inspiration to me and I miss you so much it hurts! I know it wasn't just an accident that I met you guys and became such close friends with you all! Hanna, Mindy, Carlo, Kati, Bret, and Kit Kat, I freaking love you so much! I couldn't do this without you and I appreciate everything you've done for me so far soooo much! It's going to be hard but hey that's what trials are for.

-Scott

forgot some

Couldn't forget these hot pictures!!!

Freaking awesome Four Days!!!

Me And Kit Kat had an amazing weekend together. After hanging out with my family we went to the Provo temple and took pictures and then down to Manti. She was so nervous to meet my family, i don't know why though turned out they like her more than they like me lol.

by the way that last on about the house was mine.



~bret~

My house is haunted!!!

So there i was just minding my own buisness playing my piano downstairs. All alone mind you. My dog was sitting next to me when all of the sudden we heard a noise. my dog yellped and tucked her tail under and ran upstairs. I then looked at sitting on my chimney mantel was a glass vase. It then began to slowly slide towards the edge then as it got about a foot from the edge it flew across the room and shatterd all over the ground. Not a monent longer i was upstairs. i've been waiting up here for a while. I just went back down to grab my computer and it is FREEZING!!!! i mean unnatuarlly cold. Help!!!!

blah blah blah blah

Scott i freaking love you! Kit kat showed me the text before she sent it to you :) i was laughing so hard when you called, we were in the car wit my family heading home from my aunts house, my bro got mad at us for laughing :) Oh and scott i challenge you to a mac n cheese cook off, mine's a home made recipe that will kick your butt!!! :) j/k we love you all and miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate cake.

I just about how a heart attack and died...

Okay so I'm just minding my own business talking on facebook with a friend and a certain girl we all know that had bisexual tendencies (I don't want to name her in case she somehow happens to read this) starts chatting it up. We all know she wanted my body in addition to mindy's and so I really didn't want to talk to her that much. I would have logged off but I was talking to another person so I didn't want to end my conversation.

Then I get this creepy text from an idaho number I don't recognize. It said "I want 2 jump ur bones" then like 10 seconds later I get another one that says "Please? Pretty please with cherries on top!" then one more like 10 seconds later that says "I'm lookin at pictures of u right now n oh... i want your body so so bad..." So I'm freaking out a little bit. I knew the girl that wanted me was not from idaho but some people get phones while they're out in Idaho. I really did not want to have that conversation with her.

Then I call mindy and I tell her about the texts and ask if it's the lesbian's number but it wasn't and she couldn't talk because she's with her family and all this stuff so I didn't figure out who it was. Then I call Kati hoping she would recognize the number but she doesn't recognize it. I finally get the courage to text whoever it was back and then Kati texts me saying it's kit kat. Oh man I was way freaked out but when it turned out to be Kit Kat I was pretty relieved. But I was holding two conversations on facebook, texting kati and kit kat and calling kati and mindy so I was pretty overwhelmed. I signed off facebook and then just laid down for a minute or two. Now I'm good. Kit Kat I freakin love you though so don't feel bad. If I wasn't talking to the lesbian that wanted my body then I wouldn't have freaked out so much. It's pretty funny now that I think about it and I hope you guys get a laugh out of it! :)

Love ya so much and miss you like crazy!

Scott's Description of His Mac and Cheese

" Every bite I take sends pleasing waves of electricity through my mouth and into my body. I can't resis taking another bite. My taste buds scream for more!

Bite after bite, spoonful after spoonful, my taste buds are assaulted with the delicate yet sharp flavor of cheese. It is almost too much for them to handle. They are on the brink of being pushed over the cliff into a spiraling darkness, but the cheese is gentle in its caress of my tongue. It knows how much to push before it is too much for the taste buds to handle. They scream in agony and wonderous joy! Ecstasy one would say!

But it is not sexual in nature. No, to say cheese bring to pass sexual desire is false. Instead it gathers a higher feeling in my body. Love. Extreme undying love. And this courses through my vein, abolishing all hate for anything! It is true that macaroni and cheese from a kraft box ends wars and strifes.

It brings world peace."

~hanna and scott's facebook conversation~

din din

Well scott.... me and bret are having chicken cassarol... or however you spell it. I am making it right now! I will let you know how it goes! Slash... Hanna- that was the funniest night of my LIFE!!!!!! hahahaha! oh man I miss you!

What's for dinner?

Let's get a bit of a convo going here on our amazing blog! I am currently cooking Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and believe me you will not find a better cooker of kraft macaroni and cheese anywhere in the US. I challenge you to find one. Anyway, it was kinda annoying making it because the butter was not packaged correctly and the lines showing how much was a tablespoon were not there. It was weird, but I prevailed and successfully cut the butter in half! Right now it's boiling and pretty soon I'll have a masterpiece! Anyway, you have two options: you either tell me what you're having for dinner or I'll kill you. I know it's not quite dinner time out there but I'm 2 hours ahead so cut me some slack.

-Scott

you wanna hear a funny story?

so i went to see dark night the other night, and as i was walking up the stairs i thought i saw my friend. so i start shouting his name and waving frantically trying to get his attention. but he just ignored me! but of course, by this time everyone else was starring at me...cuase i was in the middle of the asile in a movie theater. then in my mind i was like....look ho! you can't ignore hanna bassett! so then i shouted hey fool! im freaking talking to you!.....yeah, it turns out it wasn't him....whoops! lol. that was no bueno becuase that was just a tad bit embarrasing =)
~hanna~

(but not as bad as that one time.....when i relased my waters in front of our ward social......or that one time....kati....when the...."rawer"! night.....when we spent half the night laughing.....lol.)

oh wow!!! what a day when scott wore that bra!

man that video was so funny!!! i cant stop laughing. man i miss you guys!!! i miss you all A LOT!!!! scott you are my hero. and mindy you are my other hero for having some sick power over scott amking him do the craziest things. :)


bret

scott and the bra

Chellom fellow matty's

Hey there y'all.... this is kit kat and....provo :) we miss you guys way to much!!!! P.s i'm keeping my eyes open for a time machine so we can go back to the way things were.. love you all!

HEY!

Oh man, so this morning I had to take my mom to the doctor, and she was having this procedure thing done so I was witting in the waiting room for like two hours!! anyway, one of the receptionists was talking about how the night before she met up with this guy that she met on the internet and they had drinks and then got busy! It was so nasty because she was so nasty!! EWW! I am honestly like scarred for life! Nast! Anyhoo, just thought that i would share that with you because i didnt want to be the only one that had to suffer lol! Love you guys!
Kate

Big Booty What?

....So hanging out with my friends down here suck. I keep saying all of our inside jokes and they just stare at me......... oh and kati funny joke on scott, props to you!! the past few days i've just locked myself in my room trying to unpack, and facebooking.... oh yeah, kit kat's coming tomorrow night!!! whoop yeah i'm so excited! love and miss you all

Min Ho

So here's the thing...

... I'm way addicted to this blog. It's my sprite! Anyway, that's not really my point but I wanted to say it anyway. So I get back from China end of December and I was thinking I should come out to visit you all during the break in between the winter and summer semester. We could all just come down to Utah or go up to Boise or we could just meet somewhere and then go on a roadtrip! We have plenty of time to figure it out. It's funny, I've been home for less than 24 hours (just barely under) and I'm already trying to figure out a way to come back. I love you guys so much! The break between semester starts on the 10th of April (classes end the 9th) and the next semester starts the 20th of April. So I'd probably leave the morning of the 10th and go back home on the 19th. Let me know what you think. Oh and would it be weird if we all just married each other? Like it would be one big poly marriage with all of us? That way we would never have to leave each other! Okay yeah that's pretty weird.

-Scott

satan's song

hey fools! heres a funny story for ya- i was driving home and i kissed a girl came on. my mom was in the front seat reading a book. so started to sing it.....its a sweet song. then about half way through my mom gives me a stern look. and asks me to turn it off. i was like ma! this is the best song ever! she goes no....hanna....who wrote this song? i go...i don't know..i think its perry something. she goes no...hanna...satan wrote this song. =) i thought it was funny. love ya'll so much!

~hanna~

It seems I need to clear some things up

Well min-ho talked about me taking one too many sleeping pills and yeah she's right. Here's the story and how it all went down: I get off of the plane after it lands in Salt Lake City and I'm walking towards my next terminal to come home to New Jersey. I stop in the bathroom and use it and I'll be honest the reason I used it was to empty my bladder. I knew I was going to be taking a sleeping pill and I heard stories about people who would take one and wake up all wet because they peed themselves. I dealt with that for 12 years I'm not dealing with it again! Anyway after that I took the two sleeping pills Carlo gave me out of my pocket and they were both in one hand. I took a sip of water to swallow one and then I heard someone announcing something over the loud speaker things and I thought it involved my flight so I paused and listened and it wasn't my flight so I popped my hand towards my mouth and realized 5 seconds later that I took two instead of just one! Here's a little timeline I gathered from my cell phone:

4:08 PM - I call Kati to tell her that I took one extra sleeping pill and I wasn't quite sure what would happen so I wanted to find out. She didn't pick up but I texted her like twice explaining what happened. I took the pills like 2 minutes before if that.
4:37 PM - I'm boarded on the plane and by then everything is floating around a bit, not a lot, but just a bit. I sway around a bit too. So I call Mindy seeing if she could help me and she tells me to tell a stewardess to get my caffeine. The stewardess just gives me water. What a ho who has AIDS!

I don't remember anything after this except for bits and pieces

4:40 PM - I call Mindy again
4:42 PM - I call Kati
4:44 PM - I call Carlo
4:48 PM - I call Carlo again
4:54 PM - I call Mindy once more
4:56 PM - I call Mindy one last time

This is the funny part

5:01 PM - I call my Dad! I don't know what I said to him I'll have to ask him tomorrow. I think he told me what I said but I forgot it so I'll update this tomorrow. Here's the thing, I could have said BigBootyHo humpwitit for all I know.

I do remember my cellphone going all polygonal on me. I tried to press buttons but they would form little 3D triangles and all that stuff so I had troubles. And I remember thinking I was talking to Carlo so for like 5 minutes I was like Carlo! Hello? Hello?! Carlo! Hello? Hello?! Carlo! I thought he was talking to me but I couldn't hear him because my cellphone said something like sound disabled and I couldn't figure out how to change it. Apparently Mindy talked to the people next to me too. Oh man I wish I had a recording I could listen to! And as I was leaving a stewardess said to me "Oh it looks like you made it! We didn't have to perform CPR on you after all" or something like that. In retrospect she just wanted to make out with me. What a ho...

Oh and moral of this story: drugs sound fun but don't do them!

Love you all!

I made it home!

So while I was driving home there was this really weird lady at the gas station that I stopped at about half way home haha! she started telling me her life story and I was just like "okay what the freak lady, I gots to go ho!!!!" hahahaha, Anyway, I miss you all so terribly. I was watching Mama Mia today and there were these three girls and one was tall and had dark hair, one was short and had curly blonde hair, and the other one was a tom boy-- It made me think of hanna, me and min-ho! it was the best thing ever until I thought about how we arent together anymore :(. I love you guys!!! Kisses to you all!!!
Kati

saddest day ever

Today really was the saddest day ever..... i finally got home, except i don't think of it as home. I miss you all so much, funniest thing of the day: Scott took one to many sleepin pills, lol and he called me 5 times....lol the funniest thing he said was mindy my phone is playing tricks on me and won't let me talk to Carlo. :) Love you scott, but really stay off the drugs, lol love you all and miss you so freakin much.

Min Ho

Mindy's pictures!

Her pictures as promised! Umm... you probably won't understand this post unless you read the one below it. Hmm, thinking ahead is a probably a good thing.

What do you do when you're bored?

This!

Mindy and I had some fun with temporary tattoos. And that's right I am a king bling! Because the back of my neck is redicilus! Watch out ladies! Oh and mindy's pictures are soon to come! P.S. I'm not flipping anyone off. I promise. ;)

Poop!!! We are gone!

So here is the thing... I honestly cant imagine life without us! I love you guys more than anything in the whole world. You are like my family. Actually-- you are my family. I love you so so much. I know that no matter what happens in life we will be able to look back at this time and smile because of all the stupid things that we did. This semester has been more than just a semester together- we have grown and loved each other in such an amazing way. I love you all and am so thankful to have known you. remember- BIGbootyHOhumpWITit!! and live your life as the big booty ho would!

Da Girls

Yeah us girls are amazing.........

Welcome!

If you are reading this, we are probably dead. Well... actually no. We're just seperated for now. It's nothing permanent. Anyway, this is our way to stay in touch. I think it's a great idea. Probably the best idea I came up with (I actually think it was someone else who had the idea but meh... semantics) . Some people think of us as the people in Friends. We're actually the people that think that. We're kinda vain. And tainted. That's pretty much us in a nutshell. Post away!